I am trying to the best of my ability not to have a coronary over this. Someone, anyone, get a doctor, please!
Please, UFA, Tsunku, Mr. Doctor-kun-senpai-san, what the fuck is trying to be accomplished by splashing four black men on the cover of a single released by a Japanese all-female pop group? My only deduction from all this is that it’s all Kisaki’s The Mafia(Kisaki’s) The Yakuza AKB48’s the terrorists fault. Innocent jpop listeners, the Japanese public! YOU! That wota over there! Your copy of this CD will have anthrax within it!
Tape your windows and doors closed! It’s just been reported that they’re going to be sending out AKB48 in hoards as soldiers. They’re said to be incredibly vicious, feasting on the small and scant of their own kind!
This cracktastic entry brought to you by a very, very bored, very, very spaztastic Angela. Oh, and don’t worry. I like AKB48. andI’mnotonlysayingthattoavoidtheirclutchesreally.
