Ah, Music Fair. Main reason, I admit, to watching and reviewing this, is that OMGWTFBBQ KEI. Kei <3 Kei <3 Keeeei <3
We haven’t seen her in so long, it’s pathetic Say what you want about her looks, but she’s one of the best talents to grace H!P
I anticipate that I will be continuously let down by performances containing such members as Koharu.
01. UFO
I actually know this song, thanks to one of my friends. I forget who it’s by; one of those female duos famous in the 70’s (and she’s going to kill me for forgetting the name.) Anyway, the opening, with the falling lights gets you revved up for something big. Too bad that’s ruined once the lighrs come back; god, those costumes make me wanna barf. Osaka Koi no Uta meets Iroppoi meets Happy SummerWedding. As you can see in the second cap, the pandas are standing next to two of my most adored H!P members. The newbies automatically go up 5 points in my book. Click pics to view fullsize
I’ll give this performances one good comment as far as how it appears; Maki looks smokin’. Not that we expect any thing else.
02. Natsu chu omimai moushiagemasu
Eh, could have been better. This trio deserved a rockish song or something. Something a little less… cute. The opening was all over the place with off notes, not something I usually see from these three. Got better as it went along. Too short, but enjoyable. I’d also like to remind you all that Ms. Goto is a goddess.
03. Nai Nai 16
It seems someone decided to construct the most incredibly annoying, both vocally and otherwise, trio conceivable. Takahashi’s voice is inoffensive. Not os much at all to the other two. All three of my least favorite ex-MM members in all MM history, paired with my least favorite current member. UFA is aware of how the other two sound, having Takahashi’s mic impossibly loud over the others. A pretty transparent attempt to cover the other two.
04. Choo Choo Train
Kind of lame that it’s so short (16 seconds) but, a nice, energetic interlude of Berryz doing 
what they do best: Dancing. Berryz are probably among the best dancers in H!P. I dunno about C-ute, they haven’t been given any extensive choreography as of yet. I must say, most Berryz members are much more consistant singing live than Momusu. C-ute were also impressive singing Meguru on… was it popjam? Either way, more to the kids, I suppose.
05. 17 sai
Oh dear God… what has possessed me when my favorite perf so far is of my two second least favorite members of MM. Even more so, the two with the most annoying voices (in my humble opinion) These two got, so far, the funnest song. Listening again, vocals aren’t too good, but they both sound better than usual. They’re just so cute. You just wanna eat them all up. This can’t be healthy.
Annnd on to the Momusu songs~ Skipping the rest of the oldies, sorry. You’ll have to watch for yourself.
09. The Weakest Rendition of Renai Revolution Ever
This “wowah”s are going to give me a fucking aneurysm. It’s quite sad to see how vocally inadequite current MM is. I really, really hope the pandas get more lines in the future. They’re the only ones with a chance.
Let us pray to god above that they work.
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